Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Yarth Chapter 1

"Don't you mean Earth Doctor?" Rose cooed as she peeled her apple as she sat on the table. The Doctor paced the room, hand propped on his chin. He stopped to look at the Tardis. Rose leaned the apple towards her mouth, only for it to be snatched away by the doctor. He took a crunchy bite out of it.

"Curious you ask that, because it's called Earth, but it's actually Yarth." The Doctor remarked. "It's like an alternate reality to your modern Earth, where the fictional exist."

"What do you mean by fictional?"

"Vampires. Werewolves. Wizards. Great romance, and great tragedy."

"What's their problem? The smurfs rebelling?" Rose snickered as she stole back the apple that the Doctor was holding behind his back.

"No, but that probably won't happen for awhile. This one came from a high wizard named Dumbledore." Rose spit out the apple she just bit.

"Like Harry Potter Dumbledore?"

"He didn't name any chap named Harry, but going on, they need are help. Apparently there is a war there that they need our help in resolving. So off to the Tardis!"

"This will be interesting…"



Encroaching a darkness he had never fathomed, he journeyed on towards the great castle Hogwarts. He swallowed his tongue and ran to his goal. To his sides were others running, but he could not see them. That was the point. They had been stalking him for hours, waiting until he came out of hiding to pounce.

The first wolf launched themself out of the bushes, Ron attempted to use a spell on the wolf. They bit at his wrist before the spell could be cast. Ron made a swift kick to the wolf's rib in order for them to let go. He got out of the forest, but was confronted by a swarm of wolves just like the one who bit him. One of the wolves transformed in front of Ron into a tall Native American boy.

"You are in the wrong territory. Wizard." Jacob enunciated as he stood an inch from Ron's face.

"I went to the village. Just for a bit, I got permission from Sirius." Ron trembled.

"Is this the truth?" Jacob sniffed Ron and licked his face. He smacked his lips. "You're not lying. Let him through."

The wolves made a clear path for Ron to walk through. They still growled at him as he turned the knob of the front door. Ron slammed the door behind him. He was gathering his breath as he put down the package he was carrying

"You wouldn’t happen to have any trousers?" Harry said. Ron slowly turned around to see a mud crusted and nude Harry Potter .

"Harry?" Ron ran up to his friend to hug him. "Ugh, you're all sticky."

"That's what happens when you’re a wolf all day."

" I didn't even notice you were in that pack."

"Well all do look alike unfortunately. So what's been going on here? Oh and the trousers of course."

"Right away." Ron went to the broom closet to pull out a spare pair of pants. He threw it to Harry. "Always keep a spare just in case you come over. Dumbledore's been missing lately."

"Missing?"

"Yeah, like scarce. Never see him at meals, keeps to himself. Think he cannot handle situation himself. Driving him a bit bonkers y'know?"

The clock rang midnight.

"I got to go. The brood will be mad if I take too long." Harry began to walk to the door.

"Harry?" Harry turned around, hand on the door. "Could you leave the trousers? Just in case you come back?"

Harry smiled and threw back the trousers to Ron before he left.



Bella twiddled her fingers as she stared to the ceiling or anywhere else she could. Edward contorted, twisted and flexed his pelvis as he made love to Bella. When she caught Edward's eye, she lifted her eyebrows as he gave a satisfied grin. The door opened behind them.

"What the hell?" Draco growled as he came face to face with the 'sex' scene. Edward looked behind him to see Draco lifelessly standing at the door.

"Do you mind? I am making love to my wife." Edward grunted.

"Do you need me for anything because I'm pretty available now." Bella said from an unclear location.

"What?" Edward said.

"I couldn't pretend anymore. Just not into it anymore. Please just finish." Edward gave one last thrust before Bella threw him off of her to the floor. Bella retied her robe that she had on the whole time. "What's your business Draco?"

"Snape has returned with news from Hogwarts. Someone powerful is coming to the wizard's aides. He says from another universe." Draco said as he witnessed the marital problems in front of him. Edward put on his pants as Bella turned on the lights to read her book.

"Improbable, but I'll go meet with him anyway." Edward put on his shirt. "You and I will talk later about tonight."

Edward closed the door behind him as Bella gave him a mock wave. She waited a few seconds before tossing her book and heading towards the window. She looked down into the low balcony to catch the eyes of a handsome wolf.

"Sorry that took so long. He usually finishes earlier."

"I could wait forever for you Bella." Jacob said before he kissed Bella.

4 comments:

  1. Lol. I love this so much. Draco and Bella are a good match for each other. They're both terrible people. (I'm sorry, that's not fair to Draco. He's got good inside him somewhere.)

    I love when Ron turns into a tall native american boy. Exceeeeeellent!

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  2. Is it sad that not only did I go back to work to get this chapter, but ALSO didnt edit it at all? I feel shamed...

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  3. HAHA, love it. Especially the marital problems.

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  4. Edward's not a god in bed, eh? Bella, you married the wrooooong person. I wonder what Jacob is like in bed then? LOL. Oh no. Softcorepornfanfiction! xD

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