Monday, July 18, 2011

Lyric

To redeem myself from my not-so-creative posts, I have a poem.  It's a mash-up of two songs.  I've written other poems recently, but they mostly end up being rants about my current frustration in my professional endeavors.  Anyway, to get away from that I limited myself to only the words of others.  I took two songs and alternated lyrics.
So, sort of creative.


Can anybody find me
I screamed aloud
I get up I die a little
You left me in the dark
At the end I take
The stars, the moon
But I just can't get no relief
I knew that some how
I'm okay, I'm alright
I'm always in this twilight
I get down on my knees 
I could find my way back
I just gotta get out of  this prison cell
In the shadow of your heart
Everyday I try
I try to find the sound
And I start to pray
No dawn, no day
They say I'm going crazy
A fallen star.
Can anybody find me
Oh
Somebody to love?

Because I'm actually a 7-year-old boy

Hey lovelies,

I have to share my embarrassment and the awesomeness.  What's so awesome?  7 fantastic tools for starting fires with style.  Why embarrassing?  Because my sheer excitement to see magnesium flints, drip torches and a really effing powerful laser.

I'm 7!

Here's pics of my new favorite toys:  
 

 S3 Artic Laser with the power to burn a hole through paper, plastic, wood, and probably a wall.  Excellent.  All yours for the low low price of $300.

 
At about half the cost, make fire rain from this spout.  I'd really like to see a drip torch in action.  I'd really like to be the person putting it in action.  

 
Aurora magnesium fire starter.  Flick a knife over the surface and watch the sparks rain down.  Awesome.  It's only $20, so feasible.  As a birthday present for my brother.  And myself.  

 
Cool.  If you're a boy scout and it's 1950.    
(It's a bow and drill, in case you didn't know.  It also almost looks like it could shoot flaming arrows, which would be cooler.) 

  
But if those are all too flashy, a $4 box of strike-anywheres will always get the job done.  


Here's the Complete list.
But I covered the most fun ones.  

Jeez, I am such a pyro.  And now that I've disturbed your Monday morning and possibly made you wonder what I'm going to end up burning down, I've got some magnesium flints to purchase online.  

Friday, July 15, 2011

End of childhood

First (semi) Nonfiction essay:

Yesterday was the midnight premiere of the last Harry Potter film as you all know. Practically everyone I am friends with went to the midnight premiere/already have tickets to the film. You all know my personal opinion on Harry Potter and how little I know of this phenomenon. What you guys really don't know is my probable reasoning for not getting into the Harry Potter culture. Here is my story of the avoidance of Harry Potter.

Around the time Harry Potter was first becoming popular I had a terrible learning disability, which I still struggle with, making it hard enough to get through my homework, my vacations in New York usually consisted of me and my cousin running around the city and window shopping, and my own experience with the ridiculousity of fan culture. Harry Potter was way at the back of my brain at that point until I got to college. Yes, my father being the nerd he is read all the books and watched the movies sometimes even dragging my brother to book releases. It was annoying and already had to suffer through Star Wars conventions as Princess Leia. In college I started meeting people who were avid readers and obsessed with Harry Potter. Their obsession left me feeling odd and sort of guilty.

People would literally berate me for not reading Harry Potter to a point that I cried once in front of Becca and had to admit my learning disability and home life. After that point I was so turned off to the franchise that I locked it out. One time I was having a conversation with some friends and they were going on and on about HP. They asked why I wasn't talking and I said "I've never read Harry Potter and I don't care to." So many people were so cruel about it that at that point I just stopped caring and went along with my own interests. The crushing 'guilt' of being left out of a cultural milestone now eludes me.

So what did I replace Harry Potter with? Cinema, comic books/graphic novels, cooking, writing, but really do I need a replacement for Harry Potter? Simply because it was not in my life do I really need to search out things to replace a gap that does not really exist? No I do not because I did not initially reject HP because of its pervasive fanaticism, but because I could not even read its text, because completing simple reading assignments would take me hours. Extra reading was hard, so I was put into classes with other people with learning disabilities. Many of the books you read when you were younger like The Secret Garden, Diary of a Lost Girl and others I have only just read in the past few years. That gap never existed in the first place because I had other things to worry about.

Since I did not have the heart full of HP, the end of the film series affects me in no way. I am not crying, loathing the end of some great entity in my life. I fell asleep at midnight and woke up this morning to go to work. My world fortunately enough did not end. Something I did notice was the amount of Facebook statuses declaring the end of their childhoods. I was confused, because isn't the traditional end of childhood like 16-18? This made me begin to wonder when did my childhood end?

I think the descent began when I figured out my dolls did not come to life after I closed the door. I did something my parents called the 'door game.' This is when I opened and closed the door for no apparent reason, but this is the only instant where I remember my intent in frequently opening and closing the door. I would slowly close the door, then peel it open hoping to catch them talking, or beginning a great adventure. Did I mention this was around the time of Toy Story? After a small amount of time I figured out that all the factorials were there: toys, magic existed, and the door was closing. Awhile later it became clear they weren't coming alive. My inanimate objects were never going to hug me closer when I held them at night, because they had no autonomy.

After I figured that out I donated many of my stuff animals to homeless shelters and goodwill in order for other kids to believe in their powers. Puberty, life experiences and college really added on the maturity which pushed what little childhood I had left away. At the end of Toy Story 3 there is this scene where Andy is showing a little girl his dolls. He gallops with Woody and Bullseye, tells her about Buzz Lightyear's space travels, he had the same believability I had when I believed my dolls were having the same adventures. My childhood did not end at that point. It probably ended so fast I didn't even notice. At that moment I realized that somewhere along the way I was no longer a child. Believing in the probability of inanimate objects being autonomous was my childhood. I wanted to have conversations with my bunnies and tell them about my day.

Maybe that's the reason why I write, because I want to capture the personal feelings I have that I used to tell my stuffed animals. I do like the ideas of great adventures and for the impossible to happen. Honestly I will probably never read a Harry Potter even though it looks interesting. Seems like most people captured it in their childhood and identify it with that. If I read it now what will it define? It will be forced and hate being forced to read because it always ruin the experience for me.

So, I will never read Harry Potter and I'm alright with that.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Adventures of Albus Severus Potter

So, I figured it was time to submit my fanfiction since you did all of yours. Ada has read part of this, so I apologize to her. When she read it, she pointed out that the two main characters were pretty gay (which was unintentional, btw), so I tried to de-gay them. They're still pretty gay. I also kind of took liberties with the epilogue. Like, I'm pretty sure in the real epilogue Harry points out Scorpius at Platform 9 and 3/4. In this version, Albus doesn't know who Scorpius. Also Lily is his older sister, not the younger. Since this is from the epilogue, I don't feel bad about violating canon at all. (Also it's fanfiction, so I don't feel bad anyway.)
Albus sniffed, wiping his running nose on his sleeve and he followed his brother through the Hogwarts Express.

“James, can I please ride in the same car as you?” he said.


James pushed him out of the way, maneuvering his bags into the a cabin that was already filling up. “Bugger off you little twerp.” James said.

“Please, just until we get to Hogwarts. I don’t know anyone here,” Albus said.

“Well, that’s the point isn’t it? You don’t know anyone. You haven’t been to school yet. Spread your little fledgling wings and fly away,” James flapped his arms in mockery. Rufus, a brown haired square jawed friend of James ho was walking next to them, laughed and flapped his arms.

“Ickle birdy Albus,” he snickered. “Albus Severus Potter. God, your parents are just asking for you to get beat up, aren’t they?” James and Rufus laughed as they filed into the compartment.


James pushed Albus back and slammed the door shut. Albus stood there for a few moments, listening to the cruel laughter coming from the inside, and then sighed and walked away.

Most of the compartments were full of older students and Albus couldn’t find the courage to sit by them. He walked for a while until he saw a car with only one student in it, a boy with pale blonde hair who was reading a book intently. Albus pushed the door open, his stomach churning. “Hullo,” he said. “Do you mind if I sit here?”

“No, go ahead,” the boy shrugged, staring at Albus with sky blue eyes.

“Are you a first year too?”

“Yeah,” Albus said, dragging his suitcase inside. “I don’t have anyone else to sit with.”

“Oh,” the boy said. His face was small and pale, and there was almost a strained quality to it. “I'm Scorpius. What’s your name?”

“Albus,” the boy said, offering his hand out. Albus shook it vigorously and the two boys settled back in their seats. For a few moments not much conversation passed between them, but then Albus got up the courage to speak again.“What are you reading?”

“It’s a book on charms,” Scorpius said shrugging.

“Hey, I’ve seen that before. My brother James had that book,” he took a long look at the boy. “But that’s not possible. He was a second year when he read it.”

“My father, wants me to have a step up on the other kids.” Albus wasn’t sure if he was imaging it or not, but the corners of Scorpius’ mouth seemed to be twitching. “It’s stupid, I know, but I can’t argue with him,”

“Wow,” Albus suddenly felt a surge of guilt. It had taken his parents hours to find him a wand, and he hadn’t touched it since they brought it home. He hadn’t practiced any manner of magic at all. “Well, that’s cool. I haven’t really learned much magic yet. My parents started my sister out early, but that’s only because she’s bloody brilliant,”

“Who’s your sister?” Scorpius asked, setting the book to one side.

“Lily, she’s the Gryffindor prefect,” as soon as Albus had said the words he wished he hadn’t. When people found out his sister was it always lead back to his father.

“So I guess you want to be a Gryffindor too then, right?” Scorpius asked.

“Sure, I mean I guess so. My family is all Gryffindors, so I’m sure my parents want me to be one too.”

“My dad wants me to be a Slytherin,” Scorpius said. “But I don’t really care what I am. It’s all in Hogwarts, right? So why should the house matter?”

By now, Albus had started to unpack the bag his mother had given him for the trip. He offered one of his corn beef sandwiches to Scorpius, who politely waved it away.

“It’s all about reputation, right?” Albus said. Like how people in Ravenclaw are supposed to be really smart.”

“So? Does that mean that everyone in Ravenclaw is really smart? And what about Gryffindor? Is everyone there really brave?” he said, his eyebrows low. Albus couldn’t help but feel a surge of protective anger towards his family’s house. Scorpius picked up on this almost immediately. “I mean, not that people in Gryffindor aren’t brave. I’m sure your family is brave.” he said.

“They are,” Albus said, feeling defensive. But then he suddenly remembered what James always said about the Slytherins. Dark wizards. Pure blooded fear mongers. “But I guess you’ve got a point.”


“Sometimes I don’t want to be in Slytherin. You know what everyone thinks of it,” Scorpius said. “They all say its Voldemort’s house. The parseltongue house.”

“Well, people say bad things about Hufflepuff too,” Albus said thoughtfully. He looked up at Scorpius. “My brother and his friends always call it Hufflepouf. He says everyone there is gay. He’s such a stupid git.” Scorpius stared at Albus with puzzled features for a few seconds, and then burst into laughter. Albus joined him.

“That’s funny,” Scorpius said. “It’s too bad you’re going to be in Gryffindor. It’d be nice to know someone in my house all ready,”

“We could be friends even if we weren’t in the same house,” Albus shrugged. “If you wanted to be friends, that is.”

“Why not,” Scorpius shrugged. At that moment a woman knocked on the door.

“Anything from the cart?” she called out.

“Do you like chocolate frogs?” Scorpius asked.

“They’re my favorite,” Albus said smiling.

“Mine too,” Scorpius said. “We’ll have a whole box of chocolate frogs,” he said to the women, digging into his pocket. Albus reached for his money, but Scorpius stopped him. “My dad gave me a load of money for the train,” he said. “It’s on me.”

The two boys feasted on chocolate frogs and talked without ceasing until they reached Hogwarts. For the rest of the ride Scorpius’ book remained untouched at his side. They soon found out that they both had a fondness for collecting wizard cards and an intense dislike of the sport of Quidditch. Before either of them knew it, they were at the Hogwarts, changing into their school robes. They exited the train, following the sound of a husky voice calling “firs’ years, firs’ years.” Before they boarded the boats Albus cast a look at his brother, who was being led away by the horseless carriages.

“Is that your brother?” Scorpius asked, motioning to the carts. Albus noticed that Scorpius’ face had suddenly gone pale white. “Those carts, what’s pulling them?” he asked.

“Nothing’s pulling them,” Albus said. “Why, do you see something?” he asked. Scorpius stared for a few more seconds, and then shook his head.

“Let’s just get on the boat,” he reached into his pocket. “Hey, I’ve got a wizard card,” he held it up. “Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived.” Albus suddenly felt his stomach flatten against his ribcage. Scorpius looked at the card carefully.

“I’ve got this one already. Do you want it?” he asked.

“Uh, sure,” Albus said, reaching out for it hastily. Before Albus could grab it Scorpius looked at his face.

“You look a little like him,” he said. “Isn’t that funny? Just like the great hero Harry Potter,” Scorpius smiled.

"Shut up,” Albus said, pulling his robes up. “Come on, we’ve got to get on the boats!”

XXX

The boat ride across the lake was as amazing as his father had always said. A sense of calm filled him as he stared at the inky black sky. He looked across the glassy surface to the thick and ominous looking woods on the other side. Albus vaguely remembered how his aunt Hermione was always talking about how the centaurs in the woods were so poorly treated. As he stared through the leaves he almost swore he saw a pair of glittering yellow eyes staring back at him. Albus shook his head and looked back at the calm water. I must be imaging things. Albus thought.

Soon, they were entering the Great Hall. Albus found all his doubts about Hogwarts quickly fading. The ceiling, the floating candles, and the huge tables full of students from every house perfectly matched Albus’ imagination. He gawked along with the rest of the first years, as they were ushered to a table. “Do they sort us first?” asked a dark haired boy with two almond-shaped brown eyes.

“I think so,” said a girl with a straight sandy brown braid and giant, horn-rimmed spectacles. “At least that’s what my mum says. But then again she also says that there are nargles in our attic.”

“What houses do you want to be in?” Albus asked.

“Hufflepuff or Gryffindor,” the boy shrugged. “My dad was in one, my mum in the either. They each bet three sickles that I’d be in their house.”

“I like Ravenclaw,” the girl said. “But that’s just because the raven is my favorite bird. I wanted to get a raven and bring it to school with me, but my dad wanted me to have an owl instead. He says it’s more practical. And my mom wants me to make friends with a thestral, but I don’t know what that is.”

“I don’t really care what house I’m in,” another boy, this one with huge dimples and bright blue eyes, butted into their conversation. “As long as it’s not Slytherin,”

“Yeah,” replied the other boy. “My parents would kill me if I got into Slytherin. You-Know-Who was in Slytherin!” Albus cast a nervous look at Scorpius and saw he was clenching his fists so hard his knuckles were turning white. Fortunately, the conversation died as Headmistress McGonagall called everyone to order. She gave a short, prim welcome speech and soon the sorting had begun. A raggedy, old hat was brought out and sat upon the chair. A slit along the seam opened up like a mouth and it began to sing. The song was long and odd, and as it ended Albus felt a knot of nervousness form in his. The sorting was starting.

“Longbottom, Jacob!” the hat shrieked. A nervous looking boy stumbled up to the stool. The hat was placed on his head and, after a few tense seconds, shouted “GRYFFINDOR!” Cries of jubilation went up from the Gryffindor table as the boy rushed to join them. After a few minutes the dark haired boy with brown eyes (“Cheng, Xing!”) was put in Ravenclaw. At first Albus sat on pins and needles. However, the sorting was a tediously long process and somewhere around “Freidrickson, Donna." It continued until the hat opened its seam and shouted out.

“Malfoy, Scorpius!” A low hiss went up from the crowd. Albus turned to Scorpius in shock.

“You’re a Malfoy?” he said. Scorpius didn’t reply, but went white with anger. He rose slowly. The eyes of every student in the hall were upon him as he strode to the stool. The blue eyed boy with dimples turned to Albus and began whispering to him.

“You know what they say about the Malfoy family, don’t you? They were all Death Eaters,” the boy said. “They brought You-Know-Who back to power! Lucius Malfoy even let You-Know-Who stay in their house!” The boy laughed. “He’ll be in Slytherin for sure.”

Albus stared as Scorpius took his seat. There was a sudden, hushed silence as the hat touched his head. The deliberation was long, longer than any other student. Scorpius gripped his seat and grimaced.

“SLYTHERIN!” the hat shrieked finally. The crowd exploded into cruel laughter and murmuring.

“What did I tell you?” the blue eyed boy laughed. “Once a Slytherin, always a Slytherin!” The headmistress cried out angrily for silence, and Scorpius took his seat red-faced as he was clapped on the back by other Slytherins. Oh well. He’s probably a tosser anyway. Albus thought.

After this he lost interest in the ceremony again. He managed to see that the dimpled boy (“Normans, Scott!”) was sorted into Gryffindor, but didn’t pay attention again until his own name was called.

“Potter, Albus!” the hat called. Much to Albus’ surprise and annoyance, this elicited an even bigger reaction than Scorpius had. The kids around him stared as they saw him stand. Everyone around him whispered as he took the steps toward the stool, his heart feeling as though it was pounding away in his ears. They placed the hat on his head and a voice entered his mind.

Little Albus Potter. The last of the children of Harry and Ginny. My, my, this is interesting. So very different from your brother and sister. And from your father for that matter,”

I should be in Gryffindor,” Albus thought sighing. “All of my family has been in Gryffindor. All of my aunts and uncles and even my cousins.

Should be in Gryffindor? Hmmm, but where do you want to be?” the voice laughed darkly.

Honestly, I don’t care where I go as long as I make friends. I’ve never had many friends.”

Well, friends I’m sure you will make. You certainly have a lot of kindness in you. You’d make a good Hufflepuff, that’s for sure. But it’s hard to fight destiny, and I know what house you’re supposed to be in.” Albus sighed. He always knew it would be Gryffindor anyway. There wasn’t any doubt.

I’m ready,” he thought. The hat opened the seam of its mouth very wide.

“SLYTHERIN!” he cried. And the hall went dead quiet.

Bad Dreams

Will has been showing up in my dreams, and I hate it because I always wake up so mad at him for things he didn't do. In one dream, I ran across him in Minneapolis and he said that he'd never read my letter because he didn't feel like it was important for him. (I think all of you know this, but I a wrote him a letter like a month after we broke that was basically explaining that I was really unhappy with things in our relationship.) He said there was no incentive for him to read the letter since we weren't together anymore and I was so mad at him.

Then, last night I dreamed that he showed up at Perkins with a new girlfriend. She was this mousey, unremarkable thing with glasses and black hair who didn't talk a whole lot. He met her because she worked at some fast food place he frequented. (It's kind of funny that in my nightmare Will pretty much gets together with a boring Milio's girl.) And he said he liked her better. Then he said something that really disturbed me. He said that I love people too much and that it suffocates them.

THEN I had a terrible non-Will related dream which included me getting captured and tortured by this terrorist who was sending an ultimatum via TV to the city. He left me alone in this abandoned parking garage structure and Emily and Paul showed up and didn't believe I'd been tortured. They only changed their mind when I pulled out my arm and realized he sewed this tracking device under my skin in the crook of my elbow. I was terrible and when I woke up I kept checking my arm to see if it was there.

Clearly, SOMETHING about my sleep schedule needs to change. I don't know why I keep having all these Will dreams. Especially since they really started up since I felt like I've made my peace with that relationship. Damnit brain, knock it off!

Under the Sea -- On Stage

I mentioned a while ago I was going to see this and last night, I did.  I went to the Muny (outdoor theater in Forest Park) with my mom, aunts, and cousins to see The Little Mermaid.

Oh man.  There were a lot of good things about it.  And then there were bad things.  I'll get to those first, because I found them HIlarious.

Adaptability:  Okay.  It's an animated movie about a mermaid set partially underwater.  How did we expect this to turn out?  It's not like Beauty and the Beast where the storyline, though fantastic, is feasible on a stage.  It had some of the problems that I expect may have been shared by The Lion King, these are people acting not animals talking.  I know it's impossible to really translate it to a stage production, but the translation lost some of the magic for me.  Odd note:  During the performance, I thought it could benefit from an underwater theater similar to that in Misty's gym in the Pokemon tv show.  Just saying. 

Roller skates:  Unfortunately, there were none.  I was kinda looking forward to that, so slight disappointment.  So the actors had to do an annoying amount of wiggling to simulate swimming.  Ehh.  On this subject, while 'underwater' Ariel undulated her arms SO MUCH to also simulate swimming.  I don't know why, but it really got on my nerves.

Costumes:  very colorful and sparkly leotards for many of the 'fish'.  I don't think I need to elaborate further.

Part of Your World:  I teared up during this song.  You all should know why.
However, in the short reprise, (I don't know where, I don't know how, but I know something is starting right now...)  Ariel's voice was not spectacular.  The notes hit wrong in her passagio (the point of your voice when you switch from chest to head voice), which was unfortunate and distracting for one of my favorite musical moments.  Otherwise though, her voice was great and sounded eerily similar to her voice in the movie.

Prince Eric:  I don't know what it is for me and guys with this name, but he was fine.  And he had a great voice.  And he had more songs than in the movie.  And he was really tall.  And I think I've figured out I'm going to marry SOMEONE named Eric....

Ursula:  Wonderful as ever with a new twist: she was played by a drag queen.  HA!  It was great.  The ending changed though, because they couldn't gorge her on the end of a ship when she swells to the size of the sea once she get the trident.  But hey, you can't have everything.  Ariel dropped her magical shell which apparently linked to Ursula's life, killing her. 

Overall:  Enjoyable, but the situations and simulations of being under water kinda made me laugh.  It's sort of ridiculous as a musical, but I do love the music.  I wanna go watch the movie now.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Yarth Chapter 1

"Don't you mean Earth Doctor?" Rose cooed as she peeled her apple as she sat on the table. The Doctor paced the room, hand propped on his chin. He stopped to look at the Tardis. Rose leaned the apple towards her mouth, only for it to be snatched away by the doctor. He took a crunchy bite out of it.

"Curious you ask that, because it's called Earth, but it's actually Yarth." The Doctor remarked. "It's like an alternate reality to your modern Earth, where the fictional exist."

"What do you mean by fictional?"

"Vampires. Werewolves. Wizards. Great romance, and great tragedy."

"What's their problem? The smurfs rebelling?" Rose snickered as she stole back the apple that the Doctor was holding behind his back.

"No, but that probably won't happen for awhile. This one came from a high wizard named Dumbledore." Rose spit out the apple she just bit.

"Like Harry Potter Dumbledore?"

"He didn't name any chap named Harry, but going on, they need are help. Apparently there is a war there that they need our help in resolving. So off to the Tardis!"

"This will be interesting…"



Encroaching a darkness he had never fathomed, he journeyed on towards the great castle Hogwarts. He swallowed his tongue and ran to his goal. To his sides were others running, but he could not see them. That was the point. They had been stalking him for hours, waiting until he came out of hiding to pounce.

The first wolf launched themself out of the bushes, Ron attempted to use a spell on the wolf. They bit at his wrist before the spell could be cast. Ron made a swift kick to the wolf's rib in order for them to let go. He got out of the forest, but was confronted by a swarm of wolves just like the one who bit him. One of the wolves transformed in front of Ron into a tall Native American boy.

"You are in the wrong territory. Wizard." Jacob enunciated as he stood an inch from Ron's face.

"I went to the village. Just for a bit, I got permission from Sirius." Ron trembled.

"Is this the truth?" Jacob sniffed Ron and licked his face. He smacked his lips. "You're not lying. Let him through."

The wolves made a clear path for Ron to walk through. They still growled at him as he turned the knob of the front door. Ron slammed the door behind him. He was gathering his breath as he put down the package he was carrying

"You wouldn’t happen to have any trousers?" Harry said. Ron slowly turned around to see a mud crusted and nude Harry Potter .

"Harry?" Ron ran up to his friend to hug him. "Ugh, you're all sticky."

"That's what happens when you’re a wolf all day."

" I didn't even notice you were in that pack."

"Well all do look alike unfortunately. So what's been going on here? Oh and the trousers of course."

"Right away." Ron went to the broom closet to pull out a spare pair of pants. He threw it to Harry. "Always keep a spare just in case you come over. Dumbledore's been missing lately."

"Missing?"

"Yeah, like scarce. Never see him at meals, keeps to himself. Think he cannot handle situation himself. Driving him a bit bonkers y'know?"

The clock rang midnight.

"I got to go. The brood will be mad if I take too long." Harry began to walk to the door.

"Harry?" Harry turned around, hand on the door. "Could you leave the trousers? Just in case you come back?"

Harry smiled and threw back the trousers to Ron before he left.



Bella twiddled her fingers as she stared to the ceiling or anywhere else she could. Edward contorted, twisted and flexed his pelvis as he made love to Bella. When she caught Edward's eye, she lifted her eyebrows as he gave a satisfied grin. The door opened behind them.

"What the hell?" Draco growled as he came face to face with the 'sex' scene. Edward looked behind him to see Draco lifelessly standing at the door.

"Do you mind? I am making love to my wife." Edward grunted.

"Do you need me for anything because I'm pretty available now." Bella said from an unclear location.

"What?" Edward said.

"I couldn't pretend anymore. Just not into it anymore. Please just finish." Edward gave one last thrust before Bella threw him off of her to the floor. Bella retied her robe that she had on the whole time. "What's your business Draco?"

"Snape has returned with news from Hogwarts. Someone powerful is coming to the wizard's aides. He says from another universe." Draco said as he witnessed the marital problems in front of him. Edward put on his pants as Bella turned on the lights to read her book.

"Improbable, but I'll go meet with him anyway." Edward put on his shirt. "You and I will talk later about tonight."

Edward closed the door behind him as Bella gave him a mock wave. She waited a few seconds before tossing her book and heading towards the window. She looked down into the low balcony to catch the eyes of a handsome wolf.

"Sorry that took so long. He usually finishes earlier."

"I could wait forever for you Bella." Jacob said before he kissed Bella.