Saturday, December 31, 2011

FINALLY

Hello lovely POWers,

There comes a day when you say enough is enough and you take action. Currently I am on my brother's computer for my own computer, which I dubbed 'piece of shit' my Sophomore year of college, has officially become a burden too great. It first began around two months ago when I could not log into either my bank account or blogger. Maybe it was my internet connection? No, because I was able to log into other sites just fine.

Then I realized a month ago, when my brother stop timing me at five minutes on his computer so I could pay my bills, that it was my piece of shit. My biggest concern was that I would have to replace it sooner or later. Now it is sooner, for now the computer is completely dead and I paid a dollar to use my brother's computer to write this post. The long absence will soon be gone, since I will be investing in the mac family. Lessons I have learned from my five year tenure with piece of shit include: if it makes a rattling noise, you will get shocked, and get the best damn warranty because it never cost me a dime to fix my computer through the company.

So now that I am back for the day I will supply my belated comments. Here is a list of bumper stickers/license plates I have seen in the past week that make me want to puke acid:

NC license plate: BWN Sugar
Corvette license plate: DEBTLESS (I hope his corvette is repossessed)
NC License plate: DEATH
Bumper Sticker: Faith:verb (no, it's not)

kisses.

2 comments:

  1. He made you pay a dollar? Boo. Incorrect.

    Lol, I love the "Faith;verb-no it's not." I mean, I see the point they were trying to make, but from a grammatical standpoint it's maddening.

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  2. So glad to hear from you!

    DEBTLESS? Let's try "DICKLESS" and that sounds about right.

    Also, why would he make you pay a dollar? You're his sister!!

    And thus, I'm glad I'm without male siblings.

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