We were in New York (obviously) and I had to present a paper I'd written on William Blake for one of my professors (obviously) which for some reason meant making a little display with pictures pasted on the back of cardboard like high school (OBVIOUSLY). And, most obvious of all, I hadn't quite finished it. Because I procrastinate like that. (Okay, that is true.)
So we drove down New York that looked nothing like New York, found parking immediately on the side of a main street, and then ran into a store because I had to buy stuff to finish my William Blake presentation, which I hadn't fully written yet.
As we were buying stuff, we found some pizza in this side room and, without knowing where it came from, decided to eat it. Then this shop owner came in and was all like, "What are you doing!? That's for the grade school children!!"
So we were in New York for about eight seconds and stole some kids' pizza. Nice guys. Real nice.
I woke up after that (sorry, it wasn't that exciting), but anyway, the point of all of this is we should take a trip to New York some day. Or some other city. I don't really care if it's the State Capitol of Buttfuck Nowhere if I'm with you guys (population-Fuck All). I'm thinking cross-country road trip in a few years when we all have money (okay, maybe ten) a la Britney Spears from Crossroads.
I'll even sing "I'm Not a Girl" for all of you to enjoy! :)
I'm suddenly craving stolen pizza. Yes to road trip. Yes to you singing Britney. And even yes to Butterfuck Nowhere.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I'd really like to know what that place looks like...
God, I miss y'all.
What a lovely dream. Although stealing pizza from grade school children seem kind of mean. Can we change that to stealing pizza from the M3/8 students?
ReplyDeleteI'm totes down for a roadtrip! And BRITNEY SINGALONG! (That includes stuff from the 90s, yea?)
Miss you guys.
@Allya- Mmm, stolen pizza. Buttfuck Nowhere, quite surprisingly, has really nice hiking. The town isn't much to look at though.
ReplyDelete@Ada- Lol, I like how you're against stealing pizza from school children . . . unless it's YOUR school children that you're mad at.
Britney Singalong includes ALL Britney songs. 90s are mos def included.
@Both- Miss you guys too. <3 (This needed to be directed at both of you instead of individually, for some reason. I also miss Cylon but she's not commenting so she doesn't get included in this @ sign).