So here we go! ... cue the plinking piano music (when Barney does something in the playbook)....

My reasons? Obvious. Look at the guy. I mean, bang, bang, bangity-bang...
Ahem. He's hot, he's suave, he's smart, he makes good money doing something at a bank? Okay, that last bit might be sketchy. But on a surface level, Barney's my pick.
Until you think about how much of a player he is, and how not okay you are with that.
Then, I was thinking, as your comment prompted, what about Ted?
(Have you met Ted?)

He's cute, and smart and an architect. That's pretty sweet. I almost went into architecture. I'm sensing a modicum of compatibility.
He's looking for someone to spend the rest of his life with. Hey, me too.
He's also telling his kids every detail of his sex life prior to meeting their mother. Hrm. Kinda eww.
And despite being a tad geeky (which is a plus!) he's also more emotional than one of the ladies on the show and pretty needy. Maybes not for me.
So then I come to...
Marshall Eriksen
Is that really how you spell his last name google? I had no idea.
He's adorable and hilarious and a lawyer. Everyone wins!
But really, if these people actually existed I think I'd get along with Marshall the most. He's a little geeky, and sweet.
He's also the only one that's proven he's capable of a committed long-term relationship.
But then I think about the women these guys have actually ended up with. And I realize I'm probably more like Robin than Lily. So really, I might be able to end up changing the horn dog into a respectable human being. Because I really do like Barney when he's being all nice and cute with Robin.
I throw it to you, ladies. Who would you pick?